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Tim Bruening
2006-06-06 06:42:57 UTC
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Circuit II: A set of components and instructions for building a Knight.

Cinarama: A Knight deciding whether to buy a new metal suit or spend his
money in a Whore House.

Projector: A hypodermic used by a Ho. Wurlitzer known fact that a lot of
them have habits. They'd catch cold otherwise.

Surance: Shouts a lot.

Sura: A Moslem Knight.

Saladin: A light lunch for same.

Surcingle: An unmarried Knight.

Surdez: That was his real name.

Surmount: A knight in the high country.

Surgery: Medical knight.

Servent: A knight in the pipes.

Serpent: A hissing knight.

Subtract: Whole neighborhood full of HUD housing...
Tim Bruening
2006-06-06 06:43:11 UTC
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Dedeuce - forgetting the score at a tennis match.

Enginears: Proximity detector for locomotives.

Racketeer - what a tennis player suffers from when his opponent wallops
him round the side of the head with the bat.

Umpire - Hunchback of Notre Dame on fire at a tennis match in spite of
thinking he's at a cricket match and loping around shouting, "The
bailes! The bailes!"

Car Barretta - what a priest wears while he's driving.

(If I've spelled it wrong, he's ballasted-well going along with a
resistance lamp on his head. Dangerous! It'll make him feel light
headed!)

Impose - what a male artist's model does.

Indisposition - how the artist would like him to stand.

Santa Claws - Edward Scissorhands gets a new job!

Muggy - a humid day just before Teuggy, Weggy and Thurggy.

Icicle - a vocal utterance on a very cold day.
Tim Bruening
2006-06-06 06:43:27 UTC
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Cervix: The Knight who created Vaporub.

Surface: The title bestowed upon the mobster "Scarface"

Circumcise: Knighted for finding a new way to measure ejaculation

Circumvent: Knighted for creating the reservoir-tipped condom

Circus: Knighted for his profanity

Survey (first name "Oy"): The first jewish knight

Conquest: a pace to put your seashell

Conquest: Prisoners in search of an escape route.

Prevail: Before the curtain.
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:53:33 UTC
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Submit: What the relief pitcher wears.
Submit: Mermaid's glove.
Mermaid: Underwater domestic worker.
Submission: The church SUBWAY sandwich shop employees belong to.
Mitten: What the tin man's baseball glove is made of.
Commission: What they call the mission of Viagra. If that mission
succeeds, we get an emission.
Emission: Another church on the Internet.
Porpoise: bad muscular co-ordination or bad manners and/or social
graces.
Prince of Wales: Very large, aquatic footprints.
What's wrong?? That was a good one!
OK. Why does the Price of Wales have two ears?
Because with ears like his, if he only had one, a strong wind would break
his neck!
Princess Royal: Charles' sister who fell under a steam roller and was
flattened to 20 by 25 inches for printing and 19 by 24 inches for writing.
Did the Princess Di?
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:53:50 UTC
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Adverse: A hostile song.
Adversity: A hostile city.
Converse: Singing criminal(s).
Reverse: To sing again.
Attract: What a train runs on.
Contract: Criminal railroad.
Retract: To go on the train again.
Subtract: What subway trains run on.
Subtract: A train underwater.
Digestive Tract: Chocolate railway lines. Umyay umyay!
Digest: Jokes by ex wife of Prince Charles.
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:53:58 UTC
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A bill to legalize marijuana will be discussed by a joint session of
congress.
This news makes me feel high!
A Bill to legalise smoking the pink oboe might have saved Clitton. (Oops.
Freudian slip!)
Why smoke a musical instrument?
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:54:04 UTC
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Hate crime-how I feel about lawbreaking.
Hate speech-why I don't talk much.
Hate groups-why I don't belong to any clubs.
Hateable: Why I eat on the floor.
Hatefulness: Why I don't eat much.
Haiti: I don't like that drink.
Hated: Don't like people called Edward.
Hatred: Don't like the color of stop lights and stop signs.
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:54:11 UTC
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For many years the various sections of the Tate family were scattered
far
and wide. Finally, with the advent of cheap travel, they decided to get
together enmasse. What no one forsaw was that they were all extremely
amorous in nature.
Soon they had all paired off and the hall resounded with shouts, calls
and
grunts. Forevermore it became known as the united Tate's congress.
Leading to the Baby Boom.
Baby Boom: Very loud infants.
Narr. Infant travelling across the delivery room at >760MPH.
That mum must have had *some* muscles!
Is that the baby of Superman?
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:54:19 UTC
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Porcupine: Cross between a pig and a tree.
Dolphin: What a doll fish needs to swim in the doll sea.
You posted those on porpoise!
Those kind of aquatic mammals can easily cetacean people against their
neighbours.
Conceal: Against certain marine mammals.
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:54:26 UTC
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A bill to legalize marijuana will be discussed by a joint session of
congress.
This news makes me feel high!
A Bill to legalise smoking the pink oboe might have saved Clitton. (Oops.
Freudian slip!)
Who is this Freudian and why are you wearing her slip?
He's a Freudian, not!
Not a Knot C?
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:54:34 UTC
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Turtle keeper: Terry Pinn
Mermaid Barbie: Dolphin
I have never driven down the TernPike, but I have seen Hair-ons,
C-Gulls, E-Gulls, Doll Fin fish, and Tuna.
Doll Fins ain't fish. They're seat Asians!
Yer 4got L.E. Fants, C. Lions, B. Feeters, D. Mons and E. Baa Gooms (Online
Lankyshire sheep with no teeth.)
How about L Fish?
nemo
2006-06-10 14:50:10 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Turtle keeper: Terry Pinn
Mermaid Barbie: Dolphin
I have never driven down the TernPike, but I have seen Hair-ons,
C-Gulls, E-Gulls, Doll Fin fish, and Tuna.
Doll Fins ain't fish. They're seat Asians!
Yer 4got L.E. Fants, C. Lions, B. Feeters, D. Mons and E. Baa Gooms (Online
Lankyshire sheep with no teeth.)
How about L Fish?
He's dead!
Tim Bruening
2006-06-13 07:53:07 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Turtle keeper: Terry Pinn
Mermaid Barbie: Dolphin
I have never driven down the TernPike, but I have seen Hair-ons,
C-Gulls, E-Gulls, Doll Fin fish, and Tuna.
Doll Fins ain't fish. They're seat Asians!
Yer 4got L.E. Fants, C. Lions, B. Feeters, D. Mons and E. Baa Gooms
(Online
Post by Tim Bruening
Lankyshire sheep with no teeth.)
How about L Fish?
He's dead!
L-Lephant: A big L with a big nose.
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:54:46 UTC
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Turtle keeper: Terry Pinn
Mermaid Barbie: Dolphin
I have never driven down the TernPike, but I have seen Hair-ons,
C-Gulls, E-Gulls, Doll Fin fish, and Tuna.
Doll Fins ain't fish. They're seat Asians!
Yer 4got L.E. Fants, C. Lions, B. Feeters, D. Mons and E. Baa Gooms (Online
Lankyshire sheep with no teeth.)
I like B Guls, C Guls, and E Guls. Also B-4s, B-9s, and B-12s.
nemo
2006-06-10 14:51:29 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Turtle keeper: Terry Pinn
Mermaid Barbie: Dolphin
I have never driven down the TernPike, but I have seen Hair-ons,
C-Gulls, E-Gulls, Doll Fin fish, and Tuna.
Doll Fins ain't fish. They're seat Asians!
Yer 4got L.E. Fants, C. Lions, B. Feeters, D. Mons and E. Baa Gooms (Online
Lankyshire sheep with no teeth.)
I like B Guls, C Guls, and E Guls. Also B-4s, B-9s, and B-12s.
I take a 1mg B-12 every day!
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:55:26 UTC
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On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 00:00:26 GMT
People who die find themselves in a grave situation.
I once had a girlfriend like that. Of corpse, you cadaver.
Cybe R. Wizard
Don't get on the wrong side of anyone who works at a cemetary ---
they know where all the bodies are buried....
How goulish.

Morbid: Call at an auction.
nemo
2006-06-10 14:52:09 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 00:00:26 GMT
People who die find themselves in a grave situation.
I once had a girlfriend like that. Of corpse, you cadaver.
Cybe R. Wizard
Don't get on the wrong side of anyone who works at a cemetary ---
they know where all the bodies are buried....
How goulish.
Morbid: Call at an auction.
Morbid fascination: What spurs customers to offere more cash.
Tim Bruening
2006-06-07 07:55:33 UTC
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Ambush!!! A big shrub with pigs hiding in it.
spelled wrong-the Presidents Brother Am Bush--
IS Bush!
I still say: Burning Bush seems like a good idea now, instead of a
Biblical
event.
But if we do that, we are as bad as the terrorists!
But he only condemns trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts.
Praps he's thinking of ones who ride motorbikes.
I was being Meta Four Ear Call anyway!
Bush never Meta tax cut he didn't like.
nemo
2006-06-10 14:54:47 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Ambush!!! A big shrub with pigs hiding in it.
spelled wrong-the Presidents Brother Am Bush--
IS Bush!
I still say: Burning Bush seems like a good idea now, instead of a
Biblical
event.
But if we do that, we are as bad as the terrorists!
But he only condemns trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts.
Praps he's thinking of ones who ride motorbikes.
I was being Meta Four Ear Call anyway!
Bush never Meta tax cut he didn't like.
If he cut the tax on Metaxa he'd be popular amongst the Greek community at
least.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaxa
Tim Bruening
2006-06-17 18:59:25 UTC
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Wicker: Dog on food stamps.

Wicker: Evil dog.

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